SHANE WHITE

Threat Level: FIVE
Acting, Directing, Composing, Editing, Writing.

Shane enjoys long walks on the beach, Kung Fu, and never misses hair practice.
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       TOM WHITE

Threat Level: FIVE
Acting, Directing, Composing, Editing, Writing.

Tom enjoys making up stupid crap for Shane's profile, Kung Fu, and terrorizing small pigeons.
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       DAVE GILL

Threat Level: TWO
Acting, Writing.

Dave is an enigmatic being built of pure Power Metal Force. He subsists on a steady diet of vegetables, meat, and pleas for help from the innocent.
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       TIM WILKINSON

Threat Level: TWO
Acting, Directing.

Tim likes duckies. Duckies make Tim happy.
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       PAUL BARNETT

Threat Level: ONE
Acting.

Paul was found on Tom's doorstep at the age of 15. He had been beaten and abandoned as a child and was nursed back to health and raised to adulthood by a gaggle of Canada Geese. He now lives in a nature preserve and is considered an endangered species.
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